So I was curious today and clicked one of those “Lose a million pounds by following this one simple rule” links all over the internet. Apparently, rule #1 is ‘Buy my medical supplements. They’ll suppress your appetite and probably won’t kill you.’ Here’s a quote from the ad. I think it’s hillarious. Your mileage may vary.

Step 2:

Col-N-X is the second important step in my routine. While Acai Slimgives me energy, revitalize my cells and helps suppress my hunger, the Col-N-X:

• Removes walls of aged sludge in my colon. This sludge goes away down the toilet and out of your body.
• Now that my colon is completely cleaned out this intern allows my body to actually get rid of the fat by dumping the fat out through my now cleaned out colon. It is amazing
• And then since the colon is now clean, my body will actually able to absorb the Acai Slim even better
• This allows even more fat and toxins to be eliminated through the colon, including toxins built up in the liver, gal bladder, pancreas and even breast tissue
• This becomes a revitalizing cycle that keeps on benefiting my body over and over. I become beautiful again from the inside and now it will begin show on the outside.
• This will drop pounds of retained water and fat, tighten your skin, make you look and feel 10-15 years younger, boost your energy, regulate your mood, my blood pressure and cholesterol levels

I got a free bottle of Col-N-X and I take 1 capsule in the morning and 1 in the evening when I take my Acai. They are the perfect weight-loss combination, helping drop my ugly fat from everywhere and cleanse my system of harmful waste build up.